1. |
Big Foot
04:04
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(Intro)
Since the dawn of time
Man has ruled the earth
(Verse 1)
Ha!
Ya'll don't even know my intelligence
Lyrics, flows and relevance
Came from space and I settled in
Now I'm like
Lies in the Vatican
Complex, shrouded in mystery
Einstein, but a little more gimmicky
Like any legend, myth, or anomaly
I disappear but reappear periodically
Got faith but you never believe
In the man that conceive and deceive
Ya'll don't know..
So skeptic in your beliefs
But you're quick to say that I'm wrong
Go stay that I'm wrong
Say I ain't god
Say that I'm crazy, out of my mind
Say it's all fake
Blame in on the government
Photoshop pictures and all sorts of other shit
(Hook)
Ya'll don't believe in Big Foot
Better believe in me
Cause I go hard like Big Foot
And I'm as real as can be
Ya'll don't believe in Big Foot
Better believe in me
Cause I go hard like Big Foot
And I'm as real as can be
(Bridge) X4
C.A.V.E.M.A.N
(Verse 2)
I don't wanna get shot like Biggie
Or Malcolm X so I stick to the stickies
On point like a pricky
I got flows if you're picky
Rap tales all 50/50
And I wanna get my song in the club
So I talk about a bottle of Bub
Shit is all fun and games
Till I dump on lames
And now they all feeling ashamed
Tell me you want me, tell me I'm real
Tell me that you feel the same way that I feel
Go to my concerts, download my CD's
Yell my name out
Show me your titties (yes)
Tell me you want me
Tell me you want me
Tell me you want me
And not just a copy
Created by these industry exec's
I'm trying to create
I ain't trying to be next, homeboy
(Hook + Bridge)
(Verse 3)
Everybody wanna roll with the kiddo
Spark the fire, I go hard like a brillo
Everybody wanna be the first
So they leak weak shit and it be the worst
I'm so gifted don't needa curse
I'm so live I don't need a hurse
No Tarzan, but she wanna be Jane
I'm like what does she stand to gain
Maybe my money, maybe appeal
Maybe she's just Monica thinking Im Bill
Maybe she'll kill me
Change up my will
Or maybe she just thinks that I'm funny and ill
But maybe I'm wrong
Maybe they fear me
Maybe there's some truth to a few of these theories
Maybe what I thought all along was fake
Was just them trying to cover up their stank
What you think?
(Hook + Bridge)
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2. |
Halloween
03:16
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(Bridge)
1, 2
He's coming for you
3, 4
He's at your door
1, 2
He's coming for you
3, 4
He's at your door like..
(Verse)
Incredible..
Chris back with the magic
Fly chicks showing tits like a pageant
I got songs that are cuter than Brad Pitt
But no hair on my tongue, Daniel Radcliffe (Harry)
Pants boney for the chick that play Hermione
I be back with the sound
That be sicker than Sony
Why foster these imposters
I can beat'em like Jody
I ain't breezing through these bitches
But I'm gamin' them (Kobe)
Master Roshi
I show'em how I spirit bomb
To recruit non believers like CM Punk
I am back, left the keys and the TV's on
I turn it off cause I don't really see what's on
I don't see you son
Sunblock on
Caprisun's, no funds, but it's fun huh?
Fruity loop beats, Fruity Pebble foods
Mind thumpin' like I'm fuckin' with Mama Roo
I got a big test
I see some big F's
But I ain't concerned with anything
But the big breasts
Right in front of me
I wanna double her
Like some Double Mint Twins with some double D's
She got a face like Hayden Panettiere
I wanna hold her near
But what do I fear?
Rejection
From the one I'm selectin'
Or that she gives me a chance and then she's nutso
Cause this one girl said she talked to ghosts
And I'd be like "yeah, yeah, your a psycho"
Cause shit like that got me picky with my choices
Cause I don't wanna be with a chick that hears voices
Film school, yeah everything's cool
But I still haven't learned how to sleep
Without drooling
Try to control my rage, say it's just a phase
But in this day and age
I will not be your slave
For 7 dollars, 6 hours a week
I rather lose sleep and work on a dope beat
That'll get me a million dollars
Before I say a peep
And spend all of my time
Laughin' at shit you call deep
But my imagination
Has this complication
What you don't understand about domination
Is my mind is a beautiful abomination
And I have had wet dreams of bombin' nations
J/K
I just/kill melodies
And switch styles
But never switch identities
Will prevail like Vince after Medellin
And ya'll can eat shit
Human Centipede
Ya'll spit ass
Over anal beats
And loop weak beats
For the rat race
Stupid rappers
Rapping over rappers beats that sound like crumbled candy wrappers
And I attack'em, Tyrannosaurus
With a Thesaurus
This can get gory
I kill words like "Swag","Thug",& "Shawty'
And resurrect them when they don't annoy me
Ya'll bore me, I keep it lively
So Contagious like an Isley
Ya'll swear that you need to be signed
You gonna be droppin' mixtapes till you die..
(Bridge)
(Hook x2)
I got ghouls on deck
Like its Halloween
I got Violence, Language, & Nudity
I got tricks and treats for the community
And this is just a song for the sinners
Tonight were the winners (hey)
Winners (hey)
Howl when you hear the growl
This is just a moment
No this is just a scene
Of the life of your average teen
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3. |
Lion King
03:39
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(Intro)
It's only a matter of time
(Verse 1)
I was chillin' out maxin'
Relaxin' at the pool
Sippin' Sunny D, listening to Ja Rule
When I got a call from a bird acting Zazu
Whinin' in my ear (Ima be the king one day)
You can be my Nala
We can have a fun day
Lets make that Monday, cause I'm busy Sunday
Got alot to do when your looking like future
Everywhere I go I got to hook up my computer
Hit me on my facebook
Hit me on my facebook
Hit me on my facebook
We can take a trip
As my songs getting leaked I be hittin' my peak
I just need a fly girl I can freak
(Hook x2)
I ain't lying kid
I'm a be the king one day
I ain't lying kid
I'm a be the king one day
Rawr, Rawr
Yeah, I'm a be the king one day
Rawr, Rawr
(Verse 2)
This rap thing got me looking like Babyface
To your baby girl, she wanna baby me
I Justin Bieber her call her my baby, baby
She bump like me
Call her my lady baby
I step back cause I gotta get my roar on
To these Power Rangers they call me Zordon
I gotta protect these girls from the morons
That don't follow their hearts only their hard on's
One day everything you see before you Simba will be your's
What about that dark area over there?
No, no that's where the thugs live..
So I gotta keep it real for the rap fans
That don't buy music
But they really like rap man
My flow cold, you gon need to grab an afghan
I don't keep it PC I got a MAC man
Against me, you don't really wanna go there
I'm too fresh in my Ralph Lauren polo bear
Burrr.. it's cold
(Intermission)
(grunting and ad-libbing)
Fresh, fresh, minty fresh (breakdown)
Fresh, fresh, minty fresh (breakdown)
(Verse 3)
Hello, hello, hello
Welcome back to the cave
C-Ave got it made
Girls Run DMC just to Walk this Way
I'm something like a king
You don't wanna see the bling
I can make the summer fall even if the winter springs
My brains like a jungle, words like a caldron
Ideas tumble round and bounce back like a Spaulding
I hope I get your ear
I hope that your appalled
Cause everyone I insult ends up getting mauled
(oohh ohhh oooohhhohhh)
(ahhhhhhhh)
(Hook)
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4. |
Post Game
03:35
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(Intro)
Gotta get your's
Gotta, gotta get mine
Gotta get your's
Gotta, gotta get mine
Ohhhh, yeah, bro, yeah
(Verse 1)
Once again returns the new entity (yeah)
With more swag and a brand new identity (fresh)
Why you judging me, I feel like your judging me
She's pretty cute but that's... not enough for me
Yep they calling me, oh, oh, they calling me
Would I, should I, let her knock on my mahogany
Oh the agony, this is so blasphemy
They say I'm wack, but they all stay blasting me
Oh she don't like me now
Gotta hit that post game
Four chicks I don't really know their whole name
Someone told me
"Hoes is all hoes man"
But I don't like her
Fuck rogaine
(ohhh)
(Hook)
This is what happens everywhere we go
All the pretty girls always say hello
But it just always seems
That they are not the one for me
Oh, no
Gotta, gotta, gotta hit that post game
Gotta, gotta, gotta hit that post game
Gotta, gotta, gotta hit that post game
Gotta, gotta, gotta hit that post game
(verse 2)
Do you love me, do you really love me
And if you love me, I don't think I want that
Do you love me, do you really love me
And if you love me, I don't think I want that
You don't really want that
You don't really want jack
You just want a dude to string along like a backpack
Fun fact
If she say she don't want no drama and wants good dude
To bring home to her mama
She lying
She probably gonna start a fight, that night
Cause she cheated and her mind she gotta be right
" We were just friends, and that's it"
Fuck that, I don't wanna be your friend for shit
I need a girl that's ride or die
And on the side that can cook a pie, that never tells a lie
And I don't care if she got a guy
Cause all the best ones taken
But I get her back, Liam Neeson
(Hook)
(Verse 3)
Sweet, sweet serendipity
Of my sweethearts infidelity
Shoot me through the heart
Then make me sing a melody
So tragic, that your beauty is so dead to me
I wish I could evolve you
But your just a centipede
So they tell me I should play you
Straight to the bed is the only place they take you
I try to take you out
To a place you deserve to go
Searching for the ice
You just always get dessert to go
But this is what happens everywhere we go
All the pretty girls always say hello
But it just always seems
That they are not the one for me
Oh, no
No, oh no, no
Yeah
It seems like.. (its like everywhere we go)
Just..
They keep calling me
Oh, oh, oh they keep calling me
Oh, oh, oh they keep calling me
Oh, oh, oh they keep calling me
Oh, oh, oh they keep calling me
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5. |
Wi-Fi Girl
04:58
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(Intro)
(You can be mine)
Now this one right here
(You can be mine girl)
Is dedicated to my space girl
(You can be mine girl, you can be mine)
(Verse 1)
You follow me
Into the night
Caress my dreams
And take my sight
Our bodies lift
As we take flight
To be together
Is the only maybe, baby
I feel it too
I know your scared but I won't hurt you
I know you need some time girl
I know its not a race
But I just cannot wait
Till the day I see your face
I say
"I love you"
Do you feel the same
I know I'm weird
Your not to blame
I wanna talk
Face to face
Not on ichat
In a real place
(Hook)
So many nights
I spend with you
Wondering if the connections true
Ohh wee ohh wee ohh
You'll be my wi-fi girl
And I'm a cheer you up, up, up
When your down, down, down
I'm a be the one thats gon' stick around
Ohh wee ohh wee ohh
You'll be my wi-fi, girl
You'll be my wi-fi girl
(Verse 2)
You say I'm not your type
You say you don't usually
Open up so much
But you really like me
You say you wanna meet me
You try, but you can't (girl)
But that's not enough for me
For one that says they love me
How can you not want me
If you really trust me
Then tell me what's the deal
Tell me that its real
And you feel the same
Cause I ain't hear to play you
And I ain't running game
Your way too young
Your parents to know
If I come over will it all crumble
Is it my age
Or is it my face
Is it my fault, or just your mistakes
Cause your way too young
Your parents don't know
If I come over will it all crumble
Is it my age
Or is it my face
Is it my fault
That I just can't wait
(Hook)
(Verse 3)
You say I'm not your type
You say you don't usually
Open up so much
But you really like me
You say you wanna meet me
You try, but you can't (girl)
But that's not enough for me
For someone you talk to
That you spill your heart to
Let down your guard for
Stop acting hardcore
You ain't no cyborg
Girl you got emotions
I can't change your past
But I can change your future
Don't hide yourself
Through computer screens
Embrace the inner beauty that you show me
Every day, and in every way
Whether we connect
Or we separate
Cause your way too young
Your parents don't know
If I come over
Will it all crumble
Now is it my age
Or is it my name
Or is it my fault
That I'm just too late
(Hook)
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6. |
She's Ice
03:27
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(Verse 1)
You are my fire
My one true desire
I want you
But don't want you to expire
I've never loved
But I've felt alot of pain for her
She wants my company
I entertain for her
I am amusing
Forever I am losing
Punch my body
For you I'll take the bruising
I love choosing
How she'll kill me this time
Her bored expressions
Are the only consolation
(Hook)
She's Ice..
Like a blizzard
She's Ice..
Like a moca
She's Ice..
Like cream
She's Ice..
Baby, baby
She's cold..
Like a freezer
She's cold..
Off the meter
She's cold..
You gotta meet her
Shit, you gotta see her
(Verse 2)
You are my fire
My one true desire
I hate you
But don't want you to expire
I love feeling
This void up in my soul (girl, girl)
Your on a role (girl, girl)
I thought you'd know (girl, girl)
Your eyes are Breyers
Your lips are like tires
Runnin', runnin'
But never get tired
Said you want it slow
But your too fast
To put out ass
I hand out cash
Take it..
I said take it..
And she took it
(Hook)
(Verse 3)
She's ice cold
Gotta take her Midol
Every Halloween
She turns into Michael
She's Ursula
Cruella DeVille
I wanna drop her bad
Like an anvil
But I can't..
She a tramp
But she got me like a lamp
Turned on
And I really should leave
But I don't stand a chance
And this is gettin' real, real
Real bad
I know you like them bad
But she's about that life
She 'bout that life
She's really, really 'bout that life
(Hook)
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7. |
Thought's Outloud
03:27
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(Verse 1)
I'm tired of thinking about girls
That'll never be with
And tired of feeling of feeling
Like chancing my dreams is concieded
And tired of buying books
Cause I never really read'em
And watching movies with my friends
When I already seen'em
The things I do for love
Are boarder line masochist
And the way the world treats me
It can give my ass a kiss
I wish I had somebody
That understood me musically
I'd put it all in a song
But that wouldn't be cool of me
I got a couple issues
That I ain't really talked on
But I ain't Jesus
Ain't no water I can walk on
Balancing school and music
Is like priority jeopardy
I put music first
Which puts the rest of me in jeopardy
Of failing
And I just want people to be proud of me
But they're so much pressure
Even my subconscious is doubting me, like
Why you doin' this?
Will it help you in the long run?
Schools in an hour
Damn, I pick the wrong one
But what's the right day to follow your heart
To really live your life
Tell me, maybe I ain't smart
I am one stupid comment away from really losin' it
They tell me control my temper
But I ain't really choosing it
(Hook x2)
It's just my thought's outloud
My thought's outloud, my thought's outloud
My thought's out..
These are just my thought's outloud
My thought's outloud
I say'em in a song
Cause I'm not that proud
(Verse 2)
I used to be all my friends
Best friends'
Now I don't think
I even got a best friend
A couple school buddies
A couple music chums
A couple girls I know but we just have fun
I keep thinking
When will I meet the right one
I'm starting to think
I'm not cut out for happiness
I'm not suicidal
But sometimes I do think
I'd be more appreciated
If I died now
That's that stress I feel being alive now
This that shit I can't believes coming out my mouth
This that song
I don't really want my folks to hear
Sorry imagination
But I gotta focus dear..
(Hook)
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8. |
Zonin'
03:55
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(Verse 1)
Uhh...
Super sonically
I erotically
Create music and live through my philosophies
So many emotions
They begin to bottle me
Medically, these beats are my lobotomy
I'm zonin'
Scrolling through my phone
Owning every moment
Just leave me alone
Thought's of the imaginary
Things that can't happen
This is the subconscious
Once it starts rapping
Falling down a tunnel
Poured into a funnel
A ship far in the distance
Living in abysses
Flying through my mind
You cannot miss him
My pendulum is swinging back and fourth
Back and fourth
(Hook repeated)
You can say I'm zonin'
(so far, Never Neverland)
(Verse 2)
Digest the real
Spit out the fake
How much bread is required for the cake
Got a bunch of ants
All crawling on the plate
If you got it easy then you really can't relate
I am cursed by my thought's
I am far from a saint
If I could
I'd probably try to fuck the first date
Not saying I'm expecting
But I don't do rejection
Run to home base before ejection
Oops we got a problem
We don't got protection
I'll risk getting aids
If you'll risk getting pregnant
I guess I'm hard headed
I'll never learn my lesson
But if we have a baby
Then I'll name the shit a blessing
(zonin')
(Verse 3)
(ding, ding, ding)
Passangers ready?
We about to leave
When your in the zone
You don't wanna breathe
Got a couple songs
That I don't need people hearing
And a couple thought's that I've been fearing
My life is like a movie
Everybody got a part
But the actors don't move
If my actions don't start
Everybody criticizes everything I do
But there wouldn't be nothing
If I left it up to you
Your smart as comments
Don't get you nowhere
And a hand full of money
Ain't gonna make me care
You can keep yelling at me
From your pedestal
But I'm a continue to be an individual
No clonin'
Whisper through your ears
Tell me if you hear
Every time you talk
You don't say nothing
And everything you say
When you do be frontin'
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9. |
CapriSun
03:56
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(Verse 1)
I'm faded dog
My hair cut
I'm so high
On an airplane
I'm drunk man
Off a love affair
I'm wasted
I think I need a nap
I'll kill you
In Super Smash Brothers
I fucked your mom
I'm Crispin Glover (get it)
I hate Mexican
Stereotypes
I hate people
That are black and white
Your so phony
Get off your phone
Enjoy the world
Cause it's beautiful
I like men....'s
Apparel
I love shooting
Fish in a barrel
I hate crackers
I love pretzels
You're a copy cat
I don't use stencils
I hate women
That degrade themselves
I hate film students
That love Orson Wells
I hate cheap skates
They always break
Your not funny
Your hilarious
She's a bitch
Her name is Sugar
She's the cutes dog
That you've ever seen
I saw an alien
At Home Depot
I killed him
With kindness
(Hook)
CapriSun's, CapriSuns
Yeah I drink CapriSuns
CapriSun's, CapriSuns
Yeah I drink CapriSuns
Nah I don't do drugs
Nah I don't do drugs
I don't do drugs
I don't do drugs
CapriSun's, CapriSuns
Yeah I drink CapriSuns
CapriSun's, CapriSuns
Yeah I drink CapriSuns
Nah I ain't drunk dog
Nah I ain't drunk dog
I ain't drunk dog
I ain't drunk dog
(Verse 2)
I'm a necrophiliac
If hip hop dead
They do what I say
When we play Simon says
She's says I'm the best
When it comes to head
Massages
I help her to get her rest
I see the future in all our children
That's why I kill'em
Again, with kindness
She was too young
I didn't care
She told me no
Said it wasn't fair
We were all alone
She looked scared
Then I turned around
And gave her a bear
Hug
It was so tight
Her poor mother
Was nowhere in sight
She tried to fight it
Scream and bite
Shouting help
Her bodies' light
She gasped for air
Oh how she tried
But that there
Is how she died...
Im just jokin'
(Hook)
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10. |
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Explain (Verse 1)
They say it's all about money
Take my pride
But can't take that from me
(yeah)
I don't wanna be bummy
Gotta get paid
Ain't shit that's funny, yeah
Cause I wanna live lavish
Add diamonds all in my sandwich
But I don't really got a plan though
I'm just trying to do the best that I can though, yo
(Hook)
They always talk respect and shit
But they ain't really be respecting shit
(Im ballin', shot callin')
They always talk respect and shit
But they ain't really be respecting shit
(Im ballin', shot call now)
I gotta get it, uh
I gotta get it
I gotta get it, uh
I gotta get it
I gotta get it, uh
I gotta get it
(Verse 2)
Young hustlers
Gotta get paper
But you gotta mind your neighbors
And guess what
Everybody got green eyes
And they wanna be the cause of your demise
Now, now you wondering who let them in
And which one of them are really your friends
Which one are the clones
Which one are the androids
And which one of them be thinking they bad boys
That's bad news
Cause don't nobody wanna walk in your shoes
Do the hard work
And deal with the blues
They just want VIP in the club
A girl with a big butt
And I ain't really wanting that stuff
I just wanna get in and get out
And get some doe
So I can chill at my friends house
Spit rap lyrics and watch TV
I ain't changed too much
I'm just a kid with a beard
(Hook)
(Verse 3)
And I ain't really talking bout shit
But I gotta make my doe
And the rap music that I love
Ain't really poppin' off no more
So I'm a go hard on'em
Throw bars on'em
Go over they head with the flow
I got more songs, with more heart
And more substance than before
But they never cared and never will
But that won't stop me though
So I'll make hits
On the low
Create something magical
Here it goes
Here it goes
Here it goes
(Hook)
(Verse 4)
There he goes another time
(another time, another time)
Super flow with super rhymes
(super flow with super rhymes)
Snot nose, you the pop nose
I rock and then I get the snot blows
My goal something warm
You don't wanna see me the boy get on
When I go through it
Got more, blew it
Your such a stupid head
I am so jewish
When I come through it
Ya'll make doe
You fuckin' with me
Hell, no
Yo
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